Too sad to blog

Too hard. Too embarrassing. Too heartbreaking.


All I can give you is the food results of Burp Bowl V:

1. Tastiest: A tie between "Hail Mary Pass the Potato Skins ", a nice dish complimented by a cilantro sour cream dip and "Flaxico Burgers", little sliders made with Flax seed rolls and grilled onions.

2. Best Football Reference: Another tie: "Hail Mary Pass the Potato Skins" again, and the one gloriously and now crushingly named "19-0", a bucket of nachos made with 19, yes, 19 ingredients. Not 18. 19.

3. Most Likely to Cause Gas: 'Unnecessary Meatness", a combo of wonton-wraped chedder hot dog slices and Philly cheese steak egg rolls. All deep fried.

4. MVP: This was a cake that's sort of an inside joke, but it was red velvet and shaped like something you saw a lot of whenever there was a shot of the cheerleaders. I'll leave it at that.

Now I'm going to go cry over the leftover Wes Welker cake.