Why breakfast is the best of all possible meals

This revelation came to me recently watching, of all things, a Denny's commercial. It just looked SO GOOD. But think about it:

1. Any thing you could possibly make is quick.
2. There's toast.
3. Everyone loves it.
4. It perfectly fits the occasion it inhabits (weekday quick bowl of cereal;post-hangover greasy eggs and hashbrowns)
5. It involves coffee.
6. It's cheap.
7. Easy decisions at a time when you need it. If you can't decide between pancakes or eggs, it's encouraged that you get both. Try that with a Chinese/italian/Thai/sushi/steak discussion.
8. It's ok to have breakfast at other times of the day. No such luck with the other way around. (Shrimp scampi with your coffee?)

I think I'll go make some pancakes.